B-B-B-BASS clitoris

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 03/20/2016 at 15:15 • Filed to: None

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And yes, that’s real wood. I dunno why people prefer it, it degrades and cracks and get all awful. Even my friend’s ‘05 S-class is getting cracks in the wood.

PatBateman > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/20/2016 at 15:26

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I like having real wood. It’s quite nice.

:)

PS9 > PatBateman 03/20/2016 at 15:37

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Synthetic wood does have it’s place though.

;)

...

D:

Xyl0c41n3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/20/2016 at 15:47

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Is there a reason for a mention of that particular part of female anatomy?

. . > PS9 03/20/2016 at 15:52

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I assure you my wood is 100% genuine, sir!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Xyl0c41n3 03/20/2016 at 15:52

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I’m 90% sure it’s a RCR reference. The other 10% is still undecided and doesn’t really want to watch RCR.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/20/2016 at 15:53

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Well if you don’t like it you could always replace it with this:

Or even Camo (but I can’t find a picture)

TheOnelectronic > Xyl0c41n3 03/20/2016 at 15:56

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I think it’s referring to the little bass/mid/treb knoblets.

PS9 > . . 03/20/2016 at 16:04

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SR20 or GTFAC.

...wait, no. I wasn’t serious. It was a joke! Stop! STAAAAAHHHP.

. . > PS9 03/20/2016 at 16:07

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Well, you asked for it...

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Xyl0c41n3 03/20/2016 at 16:08

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Regular Car Reviews reference from the first season review of a Volvo, which had a similar pop out bass/treble/fade/bal knob arrangement that the inner twelve year old can associate with aroused nipples, tiny boners, or a clit.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/20/2016 at 16:09

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Second one is kinda retro-futuristic but god that carbon fiber doesn’t match at all.

Tohru > Xyl0c41n3 03/20/2016 at 16:47

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Mister Regular reference.

PatBateman > PS9 03/20/2016 at 19:38

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“The procedure’s then-$11,000 price tag (it has since risen to $13,000)...”

Even if it wasn’t intentional, I found this quote hilarious within the article’s subject matter.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/20/2016 at 22:22

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The air the car is too dry, needs more humidity. Ideally it should be 35% - 55% humidity. Below 35% it would shrink and crack, above 55% it will expand and warp.

whiskeybusiness NOW A DANGER TO CROWDS NEAR YOU > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/21/2016 at 17:02

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Is that top one a Crown Vic?

TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/23/2016 at 01:25

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Our 2nd gen Odyssey had those same pop-out knobs. I fucking loved fiddling with those when I was a kid.